Changelog
What we shipped. What we regret.
Versioned release notes from the NotAPOS engineering org. Updated whenever Brett feels like it.
v4.20.69
Latest
"Vibe Cascade"
- FeatureKaren-AI now detects passive aggression in 14 dialects, including Midwestern.
- FeatureSurge multiplier now climbs faster if the customer says 'just real quick'.
- FixReceipt printer no longer mints an NFT for every sale (was: every keystroke).
- SynergyBrett's profile picture now subtly glows during investor calls.
v4.20.0
"Decentralized Phillips"
- FeatureAdded 'Whiteboarding Sounds' channel to Founder Cam tile.
- FeatureSticky Note OCR upgraded to GPT-7. Costs $0.04 per inference.
- BreakingRenamed 'Customer' to 'Stakeholder' across all dashboards. No migration path.
- FixiCloud-locked devices now correctly refuse the transaction AND the customer.
v4.19.4
"Soft Pivot"
- FixTokenomics pie chart no longer adds up to 137%.
- FixResolved issue where Karen-AI flagged Dave as a Karen for the 14th time.
- SynergySlack channel #wins now auto-posts every time a competitor goes out of business.
v4.19.0
"Quarterly Hype Cycle"
- FeatureBrett's calendar can now triple-book the same Q4 2031 slot.
- FeatureNew 'Manifesto Mode' inserts a 2,000-word essay into every printed receipt.
- BreakingRemoved all integrations. We do not believe in interoperability anymore.
- FixInvestor deck slide 7 now correctly shows 10x ROI instead of 9.97x ROI.
v4.18.2
"Cold Outreach"
- FeatureAuto-Gaslight now CC's the customer's mom.
- FixInventory widget no longer says 'Schrödinger' more than 7 times per session.
- SynergyPress Section refreshed with three new fake TechCrunch headlines.
v4.18.0
"Series C-and-a-Half"
- FeatureLaunched the /careers page. 400 roles open. 0 budgeted.
- FeatureNew 'Vibes Engineer III' role. Compensation: equity in vibes.
- BreakingDisabled the 'undo' button. Disruption is forward-only.
- FixFounder Cam typing animation no longer locks WebGL on Firefox.
v4.17.0
"Pre-Revenue Christmas"
- FeatureHoliday surge multiplier capped at 8.0× (down from ∞).
- SynergyKonami code now unlocks the secret 'Burn Rate' dashboard.
- FixROI calculator no longer divides by Brett's emotional state.
v4.16.1
"Pivot Pivot Pivot"
- BreakingWe are no longer a POS company. We are a synergy mesh.
- FixMarketing site no longer crashes when the word 'screwdriver' is typed three times.
v4.16.0
"Hard Launch (Soft)"
- FeaturePublic launch on Product Hunt. 4 upvotes, 1 from Brett's mom.
- FeatureAdded Status page. All systems perpetually 'disrupting'.
- SynergyNew animated 'Disruption Ticker' on every page.
v4.0.0
"The Great Rewrite"
- BreakingRewrote everything in Rust. Rewrote that rewrite in TypeScript.
- FeatureIntroduced Blockchain Diagnostics. Definition pending.
- FixChat bubble no longer apologizes 7 times before answering.
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