We're hiring 400 people.
We have 3 customers.
Join the post-screwdriver revolution. Competitive equity, infinite ping-pong, and a Slack channel where the founder posts at 3 AM. All roles report to Brett.
Vibes Engineer III
Own the vibes layer end-to-end. Must ship 4 vibe-shifts per quarter.
- Compensation
- $0 + equity in vibes
- Location
- Remote (you live in our Discord)
Director of Karen Operations
Lead the Karen-AI early warning system. Must have personally been a Karen.
- Compensation
- $11k + manager-request commissions
- Location
- Hybrid · Tampa preferred
Head of Decentralized Glass
Drive our glass-as-an-asset thesis. Solidity preferred. Phillips #00 mandatory.
- Compensation
- $0 + 0.0001% of $SHARD
- Location
- Anywhere with 4G
Senior Manifesto Writer
Generate 2,000-word essays nobody asked for. Must love em-dashes.
- Compensation
- $0 + a quote in TechCrunch
- Location
- Remote · founder's couch
VP of Anime Detection
Train the wallpaper classifier that powers our 40% surge multiplier.
- Compensation
- $420k + crunchyroll premium
- Location
- Remote
Chief Sticky Note Officer
Transcribe sticky notes, then re-print them on different-colored sticky notes.
- Compensation
- $8k + colored pens
- Location
- On-site at Dave's shop
Junior Blockchain Diagnostician (unpaid)
We don't know what this role does and neither will you. Apply anyway.
- Compensation
- Unpaid · resume + exposure
- Location
- Remote
Founding Soul-Crusher
Conduct 7-round interviews and reject candidates after they have moved cities.
- Compensation
- $95k + therapy reimbursement
- Location
- SF (you must)
Head of Customer Ghosting
Maintain a 4-week response SLA. Must be very busy at all times.
- Compensation
- $0 + access to the Slack
- Location
- Remote · do not respond
Principal Pre-Revenue Hype Engineer
Tweet through it. Coin one new buzzword per week. KPI: investor DMs received.
- Compensation
- $140k + 2 conference badges
- Location
- Twitter dot com
Don't see your role?
We will invent a job title for you on the spot. All applications are evaluated by our proprietary VibesRank™ algorithm.